The Greek Economy

The Greek economic woes,
Are worse than the ECB knows,
With expanding inflation,*
And a rioting nation,
A default is what we suppose!



*Denotes the knowledge on behalf of the author that the main inflationary pressure is not monetary but fiscal (raised austerity VAT).

Limerick Letter #2

Dear Member of Parliament X,

You keep having scandalous sex,

I just wouldn’t mind,

But you leave me behind!

Love, Your Wife (Soon to be ex…)

Limerick Letter #1

Dear Vicar, I’ve no faith in God,
For the concept’s exceedingly odd.
An omnipotent deity,

Who hides from the laity?

Signed, An existentially miserable sod.